Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California White minorities still trying to have English recognizedas Mexifornia's third language. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weightloss.
Average weight of A mericans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutiveyear in Mexifornia and Florexico.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in everyHigh School in United States
Senate still blocking drilling in A NWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminalsviolates their civil rights.
Average height of NB A players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers,screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers mustbe registered by January 2030
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.